Wheezing. A funny thing to be grateful for
I am 56 yo woman with asthma which was adult onset when I was about 30. When I am having an acute asthma attack, no one in the ER doubts it because I am a very loud wheezer. You definitely don't need a stethoscope to hear me. I am also very short of breath with a barking cough, hunched shoulders, and I look really sick... just awful. While these symptoms are hardly things to celebrate, they come in handy when you need help immediately and need to be taken seriously. Fellow hospital frequenters know exactly what I mean. The audible wheezing is especially important, as it's a hallmark of having asthma. Thus, whether I arrive at the hospital by ambulance or drive myself, I am immediately whisked to the back for respiratory treatment. There might be 30 other people in the waiting room, but they don't mess around with asthmatics, for very good reason. I absolutely feel real sympathy for people who have trouble convincing ER they are having an asthma attack, just because they don't wheeze.
I have never been in full respiratory failure or intubated, but there were definitely times I would have been, if not for swift response by ER doctors and staff. So, I am grateful for whatever gets me the treatment I need, including a noisy wheeze.
The Pros and Cons
However, everything has pros and cons, right? The same symptom that saves me also condemns me when I am ready to leave the hospital. Because when the attack is bad, my wheezing usually takes at least 3 days to subside. That means getting admitted when I would rather just get a neb in the ER and go home or being forced to stay inpatient for week when I would rather only stay 2 or 3 days. I got lucky last week. I was only in the ER for about 2 hours, thanks to the magnesium that worked pretty well. I was still a bit wheezy, but much clearer than I was when I came in, and they let me go home! I was overjoyed... first, because I was treated quickly (as EVERY asthmatic should be), and next because I just wanted out of there once I could breathe.
Have you ever gotten "moon face" as a side effect of prednisone?